“Mister McConnell I presume?”

Staff Writer:

Dateline: Hong Kong, China

Mitch and Elain.

Americas missing Senator was spotted last night leaving Lan Kawai Fang in the legendary heart of the party scene in Central district Hong Kpng. It features steep, packed streets filled with loud music, pulsing clubs (like dragon-i), open-bar crowding, and the pretty people spilling out onto the pavement.

Favorite of Ka$h and Party’n Petey H, the Senator and his wife posed briefly before stepping into a Limo with the Fox crew, Sean the “Divine” Hamity and Maria “Partyromo.” Bartiromo stunned in her sheer silk slit sequin mini cuddling with Hamity in his Sunny Crockett silk tee and white unreconstructed sports coat, sockless loafers and all.

The security man at the door whispered that McConnell and wife were there on business checking up on the tenements they owned in the Sham Shui Po. A densely populated neighborhood featuring preserved pre-war and post-war tenement blocks alongside bustling street markets.

Sham Shui district is known for its street gangs and Tongs. Beverly crowded, it is famous for the extortion rackets and Kung Fu type street fights. It’s home to foreign Devils on the Kung Fu Hustle.

Mr. McConnell known in China as “The Landlord” says he will be returning to the US Senate in two weeks.

This reporter thinks the party group was having too much fun.

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